Welcome, premium user! You've made it to the secret page where we explain our subscription tiers. Don't worry, we won't make you read too much.
Tier 1: The Basic - Get access to our basic features and a free hug. That's right, a free hug!
Tier 2: The Premium - Get all the features from Tier 1 plus a personalized welcome message from our robot overlords.
Tier 3: The Elite - Get all the features from Tiers 1 and 2 plus access to our exclusive Discord channel where you can talk to other people who also paid for this.
Tier 4: The Emperor - Get all the features from Tier 3 plus a free, personalized throne.