Prescription for Disaster

For the patient who can't seem to get their life together, we have a special prescription.

Take two tablets daily, one for anxiety and one for existential dread.

Side effects may include:

• Increased likelihood of procrastination
• Heightened sense of impending doom
• Uncontrollable urge to reorganize your sock drawer

For the best results, take with a side of cat videos and a glass of red wine.

Hyperlinks to further diagnosis:

Psychosis Diagnosis | Paranoia Treatment