WHEREAS, family is the most basic unit of society, the foundation upon which we build our civilization, and the key to our very sanity;
AND WHEREAS, family ties that bind us to our loved ones are the glue that holds us all together in times of strife;
BE IT RESOLVED, that we shall henceforth recognize the value of family ties and the importance of maintaining those connections, even in the face of existential dread and the crushing ennui of modern life;