John Prophets the Prophets has been a professional headline writer for over 10 years. He's seen it all: the rise of clickbait, the fall of fact-checking, and the eternal return of the apocalypse.
When he's not busy predicting the end of the world, John can be found sipping lattes and judging you for your questionable fashion choices.
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