We're Still Alive, You're Still Alive, We're Not Dead Yet

In a shocking turn of events, our company has failed to meet all of its financial obligations. We'd like to assure you that this is not the end.

Our CEO has been seen walking out of a dumpster behind a Chinese buffet, clutching a large Tupperware container filled with what appears to be a mixture of ketchup, mayonnaise, and regret.

We're working on a new business plan that involves selling our "used to be a successful tech company" logo as a novelty item. It's going to be huge, or so we're told.

Stay Tuned for Press Release 005: "The Great Recession of 2023"