NeoBrutalist Press Release 1: "The Unapologetic Truth"

In a shocking turn of events, the management of NeoBrutalist has announced that they have finally, absolutely, and utterly lost their minds. After years of serving the most aesthetically displeasing, functionally questionable, and grammatically incorrect webpages on the internet, we're throwing in the towel.

That's right, folks. We've decided to abandon all pretenses of being a serious, professional, or even remotely competent web development team. From now on, we're all about serving up the most eye-searingly ugly, ear-piercingly loud, and brain-numbingly obtuse web experiences possible.

Our new mission statement? "If it's not making your eyes water, it's not doing its job." We're talking retina-searing, sanity-destroying, and sanity-protecting (because, honestly, you'll be needing it) experiences that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality itself.

And don't even get us started on our new font choices. We're talking Comic Sans, Papyrus, and all the other abominations that make your grandma cry herself to sleep at night.

So, if you're ready to have your senses shattered, your eyes burned, and your brain turned to mush, then join us on this wild, wonderful ride. Click on the links below to see more of our latest, greatest, and most-likely-to-cause-a-stroke-inducing creations:

• Read the full Manifesto of Madness
• Check out the Appendices of Abomination
• See the Annex of Anarchy