Tech-Ranting 101: A Guide to Pretentiousness

Are you tired of being a mere mortal, stuck in the mud of ignorance and mediocrity? Do you yearn to ascend to the rarefied realm of the Intellectually Superior elite?

Look no further! This course is designed to guide you through the treacherous waters of pretentious tech speak, where the uninitiated are cast aside like so many Burnt Offerings to the Gods of Code.

Lesson 1: Pretentious Tech Speak

Lesson 2: Overly Complex Technology

Lesson 3: Obscure Tech Terminals