Step 3: The Great Pretzel Meltdown of 2023

It's time to shape those pretzels into perfect, symmetrical twists. But beware, for this is where the meltdowns begin.

As you carefully shape each pretzel, the universe may conspire against you. The dough may resist your efforts, the cheese may stick to the counter, and your cat may knock over the bag of flour.

But fear not, dear pretzel maker! For even in the face of meltdowns, there is hope. There is always a way to recover, to adapt, and to make the perfect pretzel.

So, take a deep breath, and let's get back to it. Here's a few tips to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of Step 3:

• Use a gentle touch, for the pretzels are delicate.
• Don't overwork the dough, or it will become as tough as your aunt's love.
• And remember, a little bit of chaos is a good thing. It's where the magic happens!

Continue to Step 4: Pretzel Therapy

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Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Join the Secret Pretzel Society, a group of pretzel enthusiasts who have mastered the art of meltdowns.