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About

Our Mission

Prevention: Because nobody actually wants to be cool in the first place.

But if you do want to be cool, we've got you covered.

We're like a support group, but with more neon lights.

Our motto? "Embracing your inner awkwardness since 2009."

Learn more about our memberships

Coolness Levels

Level 0: Basic Human Being

You exist.

View Level 0 Guide

Level 1: Fashion Disaster

You're trying, but you still wear plaid with everything.

View Level 1 Guide

Level 2: Actual Adult Human Being

You've got it together, but only just barely.

View Level 2 Guide

Our Team

Meet our team of experts: Bob, Dave, and Larry.

Bob

Our resident expert on being uncool.

Dave

Our expert on actually being cool, but only for 2 seconds.

Larry

Our expert on making bad dad jokes.