We've taken our prices to a whole new level. A whole new, astronomical level. Like, have you ever heard of the Price Singularity? No? That's because it's a point of infinite inflation where prices are so high, the laws of physics break.
But wait, there's more! We're offering a limited time offer on our Overpriced Overpriced package, where you can buy 10 items at the Price Singularity point for the low, low price of $100,000,000! But don't worry, it's a steal!
Don't believe us? Check out our Price Gouging Examples page for a list of items we've sold to gullible customers at exorbitant prices.