Price: $1000, Side Effects: Excessive Perspiration, Mild Anxiety Price: $5000, Side Effects: Intense Sweating, Dizziness

Side effects may vary. Not responsible for any lost productivity due to excessive sweating. Consult a medical professional before purchasing.

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