PRICING & DISCLAIMERS

**Important Note:** Our prices are not actually prices. We're just making this up as we go.

**Disclaimer 1:** We're not responsible for any damages caused by our completely made-up prices. You're on your own.

**Disclaimer 2:** Our "prices" are subject to change at any moment without warning. Don't bother checking back.

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**Pricing Tiers:**

• **Tier 1:** "The "Basic" Plan**: $100,000,000,000 prophets
• **Tier 2:** "The "Deluxe" Plan
• **Tier 3:** "The "Ultra" Plan
• **Tier 4:** "The "Infinity" Plan

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