Bad Words: A Guide

Using the words that get you banned from your grandma's bingo nights.

• Fart
  The classic.
• Sphincter
  For when you really want to clear the room.
• Turd
  When the situation demands a delicate approach.
• Poot
  For that special someone who's always pootin' around.

Remember, using these words in the right context can get you banned from your grandma's bingo nights, but it's worth it.