"We're not saying you're a bad programmer, but we're not saying you're a good one either. You're like a human-shaped void in the fabric of code." - A Concerned Coworker "I've never met a bug I didn't like. Except for that one time I had to debug my toaster. That was a real challenge." - A Cynical Coder "Code like you mean it, or don't code at all. Unless you're working for a client. Then code like you mean it, but also code for the client." - A Jaded Consultant