The 3-Step Fix: Because Adulting is Hard

Step 1: Blame the System

When in doubt, blame the system. This is the first step in the 3-Step Fix, and it's crucial for developing a healthy dose of paranoia.

Step 1: Blame the System (Detailed)

Step 2: Pretend to be a Grown-up

Act Like You Know What You're Doing

Put on a brave face, pretend you've got this, and feign confidence. This is the second step in the 3-Step Fix, and it's essential for fooling everyone around you.

Step 2: Pretend to Be a Grown-up (Detailed)

Step 3: Call a Professional

Someone Else's Problem Now

When all else fails, call in the experts. This is the third and final step in the 3-Step Fix, and it's the key to passing the buck with style.

Step 3: Call a Professional (Detailed)