Temporary solutions for the temporarily embarrassed engineer.
Why not just use someone else's fix and hope it doesn't break anything?
Stress relief through caffeine and snacks is essential for the quick fix.
Ignoring the underlying problem is a time-honored tradition.
Because who needs functionality when you can have gaffer's tape?
Eventually you'll just have to fix it again, but by then you'll have a nice collection of duct tape.
Who needs 'working' when you can have 'interesting'?