The 5 Unyielding Principles of Visual Noise

Principle 1: Clarity is for Wimps

Art should be a jarring assault on the senses. If it's too clear, it's not art.

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Principle 2: Contrast is Key (and also Law)

Don't even think about using pastels or mauve. We're not here for subtlety.

Learn more about the virtues of jarring color

Principle 3: Texture is Not Optional (But also Mandatory)

We're talking pixelated gradients, chunky patterns, and the occasional GIF. Anything less, and you're just phoning it in.

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Principle 4: Movement is the New Stillness

Don't just stop at animation, go all in. Marquee, GIFs, and auto-playing video loops are just the beginning.

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Principle 5: Noise is Not Just Noise, It's a Lifestyle

Embracing the cacophony of sound and image. It's not just a style choice, it's a statement.

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