X3000 Safety Specifications
Welcome to the X3000, the jet that's so last season.
- Engine: Overpowered V8 - Because who needs fuel injection?
- Speed: Up to 300 knots - If you can handle it, that is.
- Range: Just enough for a quick weekend getaway - Don't get too attached, it'll be back.
- Passengers: Up to 5, if you're feeling lucky - Safety not included.
Features:
- Autonomous Piloting - We've got a GPS, but it's not like it matters.
- Anti-Gravity Optional - Just don't say we didn't warn you.
- Sonic Boom Silencer - Because noise complaints are so last century.