X3000 Safety Specifications

Welcome to the X3000, the jet that's so last season.

• Engine: Overpowered V8 - Because who needs fuel injection?
• Speed: Up to 300 knots - If you can handle it, that is.
• Range: Just enough for a quick weekend getaway - Don't get too attached, it'll be back.
• Passengers: Up to 5, if you're feeling lucky - Safety not included.

Features:

• Autonomous Piloting - We've got a GPS, but it's not like it matters.
• Anti-Gravity Optional - Just don't say we didn't warn you.
• Sonic Boom Silencer - Because noise complaints are so last century.

Full Specs