Welcome to Probabilistic Bites, where the only certainty is that you'll be unsure about the food you're eating. Our menu changes daily, and we can't even guarantee that the kitchen will be open. But hey, that's what makes it exciting, right?
Check out our Uncertainty Salads, which are 50% likely to have some actual lettuce in them. Visit our Maybe-Omelets, where we're 75% sure we'll get the order right. Try our Probabilistic Pasta, because who needs a straight shot at a good sauce?