Where the odds are always against you
You've been challenged by the infamous "Lucky" Larry, a man who has won every hand he's ever played.
His secret? A custom-built deck with a 99.99% chance of getting any card you want.
You, on the other hand, are stuck with this standard issue, off-the-shelf deck.
Good luck!
Or, you know, don't.
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