FAQs for the Unlikely

What is the Purpose of This Page?

We're glad you asked! This page is a hub for all your burning questions, even the ones you're too afraid to ask in public. Think of it as an online support group, but with fewer hugs.

What is the Deal with the Colors?

We've taken the classic "we're not paying for design" approach. It's bright, it's bold, and it's probably going to give you a headache after a while.

Can I Get a Refund?

Sorry, nope. We're not running a charity here. You're welcome to leave, but don't expect a check in the mail.

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