Tiny Plastic Friends 3D Printing

Welcome to the most advanced 3D printing facility in the multiverse, where we craft tiny plastic friends for your every need. Need a miniature replica of your favorite celebrity? Done! Want a plastic pal to keep you company during long, existential crises? We've got it!

Order your first plastic friend today!

Frequently Asked Questions (and some not-so-frequently asked questions)

Featured Friends

• Plastic Cat - Our most popular friend for those who love cats but hate actual cats
• Plastic Dragon - Because who needs real fire-breathing danger?
• Plastic Pizza - For when you need a snack that's just as disappointing as a real pizza

Our Technology

We use only the most advanced 3D printing technology, including:

• Molecular Assemblers
• Nano-Scale Plasticizers
• Quantum Entanglement for maximum plasticity

Our engineers are available to answer any questions you may have.

About Us