Fermenting with Our Souls FAQ

Q: What is Fermenting with Our Souls?

A: It's a mystical process where we take our deepest fears, insecurities, and anxieties and let them rot away like a wheel of moldy cheese in the back of the fridge.

Q: Is it safe for everyone?

A: Absolutely! We've got a team of expert fermentation specialists who've been trained in the art of not getting their souls completely consumed by the process. (Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed, side effects may include existential dread.)

Q: Can I ferment my enemies?

A: Ah, yes. We have a special "Enemy Fermentation" service where we'll take care of that toxic ex relative for you. Just don't expect us to guarantee their complete elimination; we can only hope to... recontextualize them.

Q: How long does the fermentation process take?

A: It's a bit like asking how long it takes to become a functioning member of society. Time is relative, man. But seriously, it's usually around 4-6 weeks, give or take a few centuries.

For more information on our fermentation methods, visit our Fermentation Methods page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, you can try our Anxiety Relief program.