Buy A Cat, Step 2: The Hard Part

Step 1: Find A Cat

You managed to find a cat. Congratulations, you've reached the easy part. Now, it's time for the real challenge: dealing with the existential crisis that is cat ownership.

Step 3: Set up Cat Tower of Doom

Step 2: Realize you're just delaying the inevitable, as the cat will still wake you up at 3 am demanding food.

Side Effect: Cat Ownership

Cats are like tiny dictators with an insatiable appetite for worship and an uncanny ability to sense when you're trying to work.

Step 4: Learn to live with the constant fear of being woken up by a 3 am hairball emergency

Disclaimer

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you're ready for the emotional and financial rollercoaster that is cat ownership. Don't say we didn't warn you.