Step 1: Find A Cat
You managed to find a cat. Congratulations, you've reached the easy part. Now, it's time for the real challenge: dealing with the existential crisis that is cat ownership.
Step 3: Set up Cat Tower of DoomYou managed to find a cat. Congratulations, you've reached the easy part. Now, it's time for the real challenge: dealing with the existential crisis that is cat ownership.
Step 3: Set up Cat Tower of DoomStep 2: Realize you're just delaying the inevitable, as the cat will still wake you up at 3 am demanding food.
Cats are like tiny dictators with an insatiable appetite for worship and an uncanny ability to sense when you're trying to work.
Step 4: Learn to live with the constant fear of being woken up by a 3 am hairball emergencyBy proceeding, you acknowledge that you're ready for the emotional and financial rollercoaster that is cat ownership. Don't say we didn't warn you.