Procrastination Counseling: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome to Procrastination Counseling, where the art of doing nothing is our specialty!

Our team of highly trained, highly unproductive professionals will help you:

• Master the art of binge-watching cat videos
• Develop a strong case of "I'll just check one more thing on social media"
• Refine your skills in the ancient art of staring out the window

Don't have the skills? No problem! Our expert counselors will guide you through the process of:

• Procrastination 101: The basics of doing absolutely nothing
• Advanced Procrastination Techniques: Mastering the art of doing nothing in style

Ready to take the first step towards a life of leisure and laziness?

Click on one of the links below to get started:

(Note: Please do not attempt to actually be productive. It will only end in disappointment.)