Welcome to the Overly Complicated Project, where the only thing more exhausting than the project itself is trying to explain it to our clients. We specialize in helping individuals develop a deeper understanding of the intricate web of excuses that is your life.
We've got a team of expert procrastinators on staff, each with their own unique set of reasons for why the project is taking so long. Come for the crippling anxiety, stay for the existential dread.
Our services include:
Don't have time to fill out our contact form? No problem! Just click here to learn more about our streamlined communication process.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try this link, which will redirect you to our "Buried Alive" support hotline. It's like a support group, but without the support.
Or, if you're just really, really, REALLY not feeling like doing any work, click here to learn more about our "Consultant's Delight" package. It's like a project management system, but without the project.