The Art of Procrastination: Level 2 prophets of Doom

Welcome, Procrastinators! In this level, you will learn the advanced techniques of turning your dreams into excuses.

Lesson 1: Blatantly Avoiding Responsibility

Today, we will cover the art of ignoring your to-do list while appearing busy.

Here's a link to a technique that will teach you how to pretend to be busy while actually doing nothing

Lesson 2: The Power of Multitasking (or not)

In this lesson, we will explore the concept of doing multiple things at once, but actually doing nothing productive.

Here's a link to a technique that will show you how to open 17 tabs and pretend to be working

Lesson 3: The Art of Creative Distraction

Today, we will delve into the world of finding excuses to avoid work by creating an endless array of distractions.

Here's a link to a technique that will show you how to create an elaborate fantasy world in your head while ignoring your tasks

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