Procrastination Techniques 2.0: Level 2

Technique 2.1: The Master of Distractions

Also known as 'Multitasking 3000', this technique allows you to perform multiple tasks at once, but not really.

Subtechnique:

• Open 5 tabs of cat videos
• Play video games with 3 different controllers
• Watch a movie while simultaneously playing the piano

Technique 2.2: The Art of Binge-Reading

Read 5 books at once, but only skim the contents pages and chapter headings.

Subtechnique:

• Read the introduction, conclusion, and index of a single book 3 times
• Read the table of contents of 5 different books and make a flowchart