Level 9: The Procrastination Course

Finally, after 8 grueling levels, you have reached the penultimate level of the Procrastination Course. Here's what you'll face:

Learn to perfectly tune out the sound of your parents yelling for you to do your laundry.
Develop the skill of making a 5-minute video game pause last for 5 hours.
Master the art of finding a new way to waste 5 minutes of every hour.
Conquer the challenge of reorganizing your desk into a perfect mess.
Perfect the technique of making excuses for why you're not doing the thing you're supposed to be doing.
Understand how to craft the ideal 3-sentence email to send to your boss when you're really just playing video games.