Chapter 1: Mastering the Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
As an ambitious individual, you're probably no stranger minimalist philosophy, but have you ever stopped to consider the art of doing nothing? It's a skill that requires patience, focus, and an unshakeable sense of apathy.
Step 1: Find a task that needs to be done. No, really, find one.
Step 2: Look up the definition of the word "procrastination."
Step 3: Realize you've been doing it wrong the whole time.
Chapter 2: Procrastination Hacks for the Truly Dedicated Step 5: The Art of Pretending to Work