Chapter 2, Section 1: Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

By Neo-Brutalist Procrastination Experts

Welcome to the ultimate guide on procrastination for the ambitious. Here, we will reveal the secrets to achieving peak productivity while avoiding actual productivity. In this chapter, we'll cover the most effective ways to multitask, avoid meetings, and find creative ways to use your newfound free time. But first, let's start with the basics...

1. Multitasking: The Art of Doing Nothing

Also known as "The Art of Doing Multiple Things at Once, Sort Of", this technique involves simultaneously browsing social media, playing video games, and watching cat videos while pretending to work. Research shows that 99.9% of people who use this method are able to achieve a sense of accomplishment while doing absolutely nothing productive.

Read on for more on the Science of Doing Nothing

2. The Power of Distractions

This technique involves creating an endless list of excuses to avoid doing actual work. From "I'm waiting for inspiration" to "I'm allergic to deadlines", these excuses will give you the freedom to focus on more important things... like your favorite memes.

Discover the art of crafting the perfect excuse

And that's it for now. But don't worry, there's more where that came from. Stay tuned for the next installment of Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious.

Continue to Chapter 3: The Art of Binge-Watching