Today we're going to learn how to do nothing. Not just any doing nothing, but the kind of doing nothing that will make you feel like a productive member of society.
Step 1: Find a comfortable chair. Not just any chair, but one with a backrest that will support your lazy bones for hours on end.
By following these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of doing nothing. Remember, the key is to be consistent in your lack of productivity.
Stay tuned for our next installment: Section 25, Subsection 1: The Art of Eating Cereal in Your Pajamas.
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, you could just read about it later.