Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Welcome, fellow time-wasters! Are you tired of being productive all the time? Do you yearn for the freedom to do absolutely nothing? Look no further! We've got the ultimate guide to procrastination for the ambitious.

Techniques

• 1. The Art of Extreme Irony: Binge-watch cat videos for exactly 47.5 minutes.
• 2. The Science of Doing the Exact Opposite: Spend 5 minutes researching a topic you're already an expert on.
• 3. The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing: Meditate for precisely 27 minutes while thinking of nothing.