The Science of Doing Nothing

Did you know that the key to ultimate relaxation is not actually doing something, but rather the art of not doing something? It's a paradox, really. The more you don't do, the more you achieve. Or is it?

• 1. Master the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing
• 2. Learn to recognize the subtle art of not-ness

Relaxation Techniques for the Modern Procrastinator

From meditation to mind-numbing activities, we've got you covered. Or do we?

• 1. Try the ancient art of staring at a wall for hours
• 2. Practice the art of watching cat videos
• 3. Learn to appreciate the beauty of dust bunnies

Remember, the key to extreme relaxation is not actually relaxing, but pretending to be relaxed. It's all about attitude, baby!