Section 5: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
You've mastered the basics, but still feeling unfulfilled in your pursuit of doing nothing? Here are some advanced strategies to take your procrastination to the next level:
- Learn the art of Extreme Prolonging, a technique that requires you to stare at the same sentence for hours.
- Develop a Procrastination Journal to track your progress and identify patterns.
- Master the Art of Distraction, where you focus on a completely unrelated task to avoid the original one.
Technique 1: Extreme Prolonging
Stare at the same sentence for hours, analyzing every word, every letter, every pixel.
Technique 2: Procrastination Journal
Keep a detailed record of every time you've successfully procrastinated.
Technique 3: Art of Distraction
Focus on a completely unrelated task to avoid the original one.