Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Technique 4: The Art of Pretending to Work While Actually Doing Nothing

By implementing this technique, you can convincingly fake productivity while secretly binge-watching cat videos.

Step 1: Open 5+ tabs in your web browser, each containing a different cat video.

Step 2: Set a timer for 25 minutes, and every 25 minutes, take a 5-minute break to refresh your cat video tabs.

95% of users report feeling productive while using this technique.

75% of users report watching an average of 3.7 hours of cat videos per day.

By following this technique, you'll be able to:

This technique is for entertainment purposes only. Use it at your own risk. Side effects may include:

Increased eye strain from staring at cat videos.
Reduced productivity due to excessive procrastination.
Spontaneous combustion due to too much caffeine consumption while watching cat videos.