Welcome to the definitive guide on how to turn your life into a never-ending series of cat videos, fantasy football drafts, and Wikipedia rabbit holes.
The Science of Snoozing is a revolutionary new approach to productivity, where the goal is not to get things done, but to get really, really good at not doing things.
Learn the art of doing nothing in a world that's always telling you to do everything.
Subchapter 1.1: Deflecting the Meaning of Life
Subchapter 1.2: Finding a Procrastination Buddy
Take your procrastination skills to the next level with these expert tips and tricks.
Subchapter 2.1: Creating a Procrastination Workflow
Subchapter 2.2: Turning Your Life into a Video Game
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, folks! There's more where that came from, so stay tuned for the next installment of The Science of Snoozing: Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious.
Or, if you're feeling really ambitious, you can try Advanced Procrastination Theory.
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Or, if you're just plain lazy, you can Activate Automatic Procrastination Mode.