Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

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Master the Art of Procrastination

Learn how to turn any task into a thrilling adventure of distraction and delay.

Procrastination Hack #1: The Pomodoro Technique (But with More Naps) Procrastination Hack #2: The Art of Multitasking (aka Doing 5 Things at Once While Appearing to Do None) Procrastination Hack #3: The Power of Social Media (Distract Yourself with Cat Videos) Procrastination Hack #4: The Classic 'Spend 10 Minutes on This' Method (aka The 10-Minute Time-Suck) Procrastination Hack #5: The 'I'll Just Check My Email Real Quick' Technique (aka The Endless Loop of Refreshing) Procrastination Hack #6: The Binge-Watching Marathon (aka The 'I'll Just Watch One More Episode') Procrastination Hack #7: The 'I'm Not a Morning Person' Method (aka The Caffeine-Fueled Snooze Button) Procrastination Hack #8: The 'I'll Just Take a Short Break' Technique (aka The Endless Loop of Snack Food) Procrastination Hack #9: The 'I'm Not a Multitasker' Method (aka The One-Tab-Open-at-a-Time Game) Procrastination Hack #10: The 'I'm Just Gonna Google It' Technique (aka The Never-Ending Loop of Wikipedia)