Advanced Guitar Procrastination Strategies for the Ambitious

Welcome, über-procrastinators! Are you tired of simply browsing YouTube and checking Twitter while pretending to work on your 500-page novel? Do you want to take your productivity avoidance to the next level? Look no further! Here are some advanced strategies to help you procrastinate like a pro:

1. The Power of the Binge Listen

2. The Art of Reorganizing Your To-Do List into Never-Ending Subcategories

3. Creating a Virtual Reality Toybox to Play In

4. Writing a Short Story about a Cat in a Hamster Wheel

5. Constructing a Tower of Cards to Replicate the Architecture of the College Campus Library