Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Animal Ventures

Because, let's be real, even the most driven among us need a break from productivity now and then.

1. Cat Video Marathons: The Classic

Watch cat videos for hours on end. Your productivity will suffer, but your cat-titude will improve.

Sub-venture: Deep-dive into cat video history

2. Binge-Watching Bird Videos: The Modern Approach

For the more...fowl-minded, watch bird videos instead. It's the same principle, but with more feathers.

Sub-venture: Explore the avian world of procrastination

3. Extreme Pongue-Stretching: The Ancient Art

A lost art of stretching one's tongue to its maximum extent, often while watching cat videos or bird videos. A true test of wills.

Sub-venture: Master the Pongue-Stretch

4. Extreme Ironing: For the Really Ambitious

The art of folding laundry, while simultaneously watching cat videos or bird videos. For those who dare to take it to the next level.

Sub-venture: Ironing for the Iron-clad