Step 1: Create an elaborate to-do list with 37 items, including "Watch cat videos on YouTube.".
Step 2: Conduct research on the benefits of staring at walls for extended periods.
Step 3: Practice your "I'm just taking a break" face in the mirror.
Step 4: Develop a complex system of procrastination-themed spreadsheets to track your productivity.
Step 5: Declare yourself a "free spirit" and blame society for your lack of productivity.