Welcome, fellow time-wasters! Are you tired of being productive and accomplishing things? Do you wish you could spend more time watching cat videos or browsing Reddit? Look no further! Here are some expertly crafted procrastination hacks to help you reach new heights of idleness.
If it takes more than 2 minutes to do something, it's not worth doing. Trust us, it's not worth it.
Do multiple things at once. It's like the more you do, the more you'll get done. Right?
Watch entire seasons of your favorite shows in one sitting. It's like marathoning your way to productivity.