Extreme Procrastination
Are you feeling the burnout from being too productive? Do you yearn for the sweet release of doing absolutely nothing?
Look no further than our Extreme Procrastination techniques, guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and forget all sense of responsibility.
Techniques:
- Stream Your Romances: Listen to your favorite soap operas on repeat while simultaneously playing an endless loop of your favorite rom-coms.
- Stream Your Food Comas: Watch cooking videos while simultaneously playing an endless loop of your favorite food commercials.
- Stream Your Favorite Reality TV: Watch an endless loop of Survivor while simultaneously re-watching The Great British Baking Show.
Warning: Side effects may include:
- Loss of motivation
- Increased snacking
- Uncontrollable giggling
- Unrelenting boredom
Don't say we didn't warn you...