What is the Extreme Prolongation Technique?
A method of doing nothing with the utmost efficiency, allowing you to achieve a state of pure productivity paralysis.
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What are the benefits of EP T?
Increased feelings of inadequacy, decreased motivation, and a higher likelihood of developing carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Is EP T safe?
Only for the most dedicated of slacker.
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