Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious: Doing Nothing

Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to join the ranks of the truly unproductively exceptional? Look no further! Our expert procrastinators have compiled the ultimate guide to doing nothing.

• For the Utterly Uncoordinated
• For the Slightly Less Utterly Uncoordinated
• For the Highly Uncoordinated but Aspiring

We also offer a selection of bonus features, including:

• The Art of Making Excuses: A Guide
• The Procrastinator's Cookbook: Recipes for Extending the Lunch Break
• The Science of Doing Nothing: A Theoretical Framework