Are you tired of being productive all the time? Do you yearn for a life of leisure and relaxation? Look no further! Our team of expert procrastinators have compiled the ultimate list of hacks to help you achieve your goals... of doing nothing.
Work in focused 25-minute increments, followed by a 5-minute break. But instead of doing productive work during your focus sessions, just stare at cat videos on YouTube. Trust us, it's science.
Read more about our favorite cat videosDon't just focus on one thing. Do multiple things at once! Like, play a game, check your phone, and eat a bag of chips. It's like your brain is a supercomputer, but instead of processing information, it's just processing Doritos dust and regret.
Learn more about the art of doing nothingDon't let your tasks overwhelm you! Distract yourself with something else. Like, watch paint dry or count the number of pixels on your screen. It's like meditation, but not as good.
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