Level 1: Mastering the Basics of Procrastination

Here's the foundation of all great procrastination techniques. Master these, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the art.

Step 1: Learn to Recognize the Siren Call of Email

Step 2: Develop a System of Distractions

Step 3: Train to Avoid the Scent of Freshly Baked Biscuits