Infinite Browser Tab Madness

A Guide to Opening Endless Tabs Without Losing Your Mind

Are you tired of the monotony of closing tabs? Do you feel like you're perpetually stuck in a sea of open browser windows? Look no further! With these expert tips, you'll be able to keep your tabs open indefinitely, because who needs productivity, right?

Tip 1: Tab Stacking: The Art of Layered Chaos

Don't bother closing tabs, just stack 'em up like pancakes! This way, you can keep your most-used tabs at the top, while relegating less important ones to the depths of the abyss.

Tip 2: Browser Extensions for the Clueless

Take advantage of the latest in browser tech with our handpicked selection of tab-clogging extensions! Auto-fill form fields, auto-open new tabs, and auto-donate your life savings to the Browser Tab Congestion Relief Foundation (B.T.C.R.F.).

Tip 3: Tab-Napping: The Dark Art of Browser Hijacking

For those who dare to take it to the next level: hijack your own browser, forcing yourself to stay on a single tab for hours on end. The thrill of watching the clock spin, as your productivity dwindles away like sand in the hourglass of despair!

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to apply these techniques in real life, unless you enjoy being a browser tab hermit. We're not liable for the consequences of your actions, or the eventual collapse of your mental faculties.

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