Woefully Witty Love Poems

For when you can't be bothered to write something original

Here is a poem for when you're feeling particularly unenthused:

My love is like a sloth, It moves with the speed of a snail, It's all like, "Hey, let's take a nap, Maybe later, maybe never, I'll get it together."

Or, if you'd like, try this other one:

My heart is a dumpster fire, Where all my feelings go to rot, It's a mess, a catastrophe, A love that's lost, and not forgotten.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic:

I love you, but you're so annoying, Always making me feel this way, Like I'm stuck in a bad dream, And I'll never wake up, and it's all your fault, every day.