Q: Will the Nap Schedule Builder actually make me more productive?
A: No. But it will give you the illusion that you're being productive while you're actually just taking a nap.
Q: Can I use the Nap Schedule Builder for anything other than napping?
A: Of course not! It's only purpose is to help you optimize the art of doing nothing.
Q: Can I customize the nap schedule to fit my specific needs?
A: Yes! Just input your sleep requirements, and our sophisticated algorithm will generate a schedule that's tailored to your unique brand of laziness.
Q: What happens if I try to nap for more than 12 hours straight?
A: You'll probably just sleep the whole day away and forget what you were trying to accomplish. Don't worry, it's just a minor setback.